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A_____Guide On How To Fuck Things Up

by Lasershark

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1.
Spitting tacks! I'm coughing up blood No more fucks left to give! Spitting tacks! I'm coughing up blood Hey! Hey! Hey! Spitting tacks! I'm coughing up blood Got no fucks left to give! Spitting tacks! I'm coughing up blood Hey! Hey! Hey! We're no fuckin’ Punks and neither are you No-one will ever reinvent Axel Rose! Barely wearing black all down to our shoes! Cause no-one gives a shit! Punk is dead and so are you! Punk is dead and so are you! Punk is dead and so we're... Spitting tacks! And coughing up blood Got no fucks left to give! Spitting tacks! I'm coughing up blood No more fucks left to give!
2.
We’re so fucked, it’s only Tuesday Feels more like goddamn doomsday But we’ve pledged allegiance to the hounds of hell So you think we’re done? No! We’ve only just begun! So I will sharpen my teeth A personal meet&bleed To tear the fuckin' scene Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! We’re dancing on the knives edge Collecting bullets with our heads Yeah! We’re the hounds that will bring on doomsday! Do me a favour and forget how to breathe You better run, you better be on your heels Got me a lighter and some gasoline ‘Cause friend you’ve taken it a little too far Let me help you get in the trunk of my car Gonna drive away, I don’t care where just far... away. We’re dancing on the knives edge Collecting bullets with our heads Yeah! We ́re the hounds that will bring on doomsday!
3.
In case you missed it: take those fuckin' blisters Stick 'em through your eyelids or up your finger... ...nails: are what will hail from the skies If you don't stop running your mouth like this You got the same mindset like back in '36. So you want to protect a land? That you were shat on by coincidence? You're a failure just like me and them You're stupidity: the only difference So if you wanna make a change: Go blast off your fuckin' head. A.N.T.I. your rotting state Proud of your heritage built up by lawn gnomes and hate D.E.F.I.N.E.D. B.Y. K.L.E.I.N.G.A.R.T.E.N.V.E.R.E.I.N.
4.
We're the motherfuckin’ skeletons Swinging from bar to bar like pendulums Like a bag of rats on heroin We won't go home ‘til the early morning. Church! Burn! Sticks and Stones Won't break your bones We'll mount your heads On the highest poles Cut of your limbs Like the devils horns Bleed out! Bleed out! Bowels out We’ll need a noose Battered, burned And fuckin’ bruised Leave you here lying on the ground Bleed out! Bleed out! Church! Burn! The taste on blood on our lips The fear in your eyes when we chime in Tearing your flesh from the bone Hungry like some gutter dogs.
5.
Oh I'm wearing all black tonight Got to appease my fuckin' appetite. Stompin' down the streets like a juggernaut Your Gucci Gang will never be save nor sound... No! Oh don't you know what a fuckin' snitch is? Pass me a knife and I'll teach your thickheads. Go bath in gold, you fuckin' rich kids I'll make you pay in quintuple digits. I'll bring the noose if you bring your neck Won't ever backtrack on that, you can place your bets, you fuckin' set-backs. You make me fuckin' snap!!!
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I’m a fuckin' brickwall Come and paint me black Cover up this so-called art Destroy your virtuosity I'm the judge of my own town I hang whoever I want First of all my pity-self Because... We are the pestilence The black plague pledging your pissant souls We are nothingness Bound to become... (Just more meaningless and less and less) Bounce, bounce ‘til we’re dead, yeah! This is destruction This is total failure Anti-existing Essential, complete disbelief This is a conspiracy against: Every soul Each and everyone Against myself We must come undone Tear down the walls That keep us save We are the pestilence We are nothingness We are the pestilence The plague pledging your pissant souls We are nothingness Bound to become... Bounce, bounce ‘til we’re dead, yeah! We are the pestilence The black plague pledging your pissant souls We are nothingness Bound to become just more meaningless and less and less and less.
7.
Broken bodies are what I sleep on Shattered dreams are what I feast on As hopeless as romance As fuckin' fierce as snakes Ain't my life, I don't do what I choose A browbeaten fuckin' brittle fool When you're dead inside No-one can take your life Disaster! The worst part of me! Disaster! Took its chance on me! Exacting utter mayhem!!! Heralding the fuckin' end!!! Coherent desolation!!! Disaster reigns!!! Disaster reigns all over me!!! This world's got nothing left for us We're only filled with grieve and lust Pass round the shovel So we can dig our graves Just a shadow of my former self Wrapped in death shrouds, throw me away I am distress, Relentlessness Disaster! The worst part of me! Disaster! Took its chance on me!
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We crowned a beast We crowned a beast A crumbling kingdom won't ever retreat Our crippled dreams won't bend their knees We crowned a beast for all fuckin' means. But in the sewers below the streets! Rats won't ever find fuckin' peace! No! There's no way that we're gonna make it Guts and glory, just a big pile of shit Look at all those dick-driven heads As if they would care if you clenched your fists. Chopped down everything that bleeds Chewing on the hand that fuckin' feeds Where did you think that this would lead? We're the most disastrous breed! No saviours No saints Just sinners All up in flames If there is land left to contaminate: say no more, ‘cause mankind came to stay These honeycombs are full of shit Chemicals in our heads and river-beds Where did you think that this would lead? We're the most disastrous breed! But in the sewers below the streets The rats just wait to take the lead. So if the rats rise to claim the crown We'll rightly rot in the underground Let's go now!! No way that we're gonna make it Guts and glory, just a big pile of shit Look at all those dick-driven heads As if they would care if you clench your fists. Chopped down everything that bleeds Chewing on the hand that fuckin' feeds Where did you think that this would lead? We're the most disastrous breed!
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Sprayed that threat on the wall Just like I tagged NME So can I get a: Hell fuckin' yeah?! Shake your legs and bang your head For this is armageddon jazz! Come get down to this! Throw up to it! You don't have to believe me Just ‘cause I'm telling the truth You don't have to deceive me That's what I was born to do. So if you're lookin' for desperation: Come look for me! For desperation? Come and look out for me... If you're lookin' for desperation: Come look for me! Lookin' for desperation? Come and look out for me... On every corner In your daddy's eyes Weekdays at work when you fake those smiles: the foundation of every chosen white Salute your flag before you take your life. I said... I said... I said... This is armageddon jazz!!! Get get get get down to this! This is armageddon jazz!!! Come throw up to it!
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We will go down with this ship Just to watch you fuckin' drown with it Won't run a shot across the bow Always remember: there are sharks in the water. I will walk this plank with grace As long as your body's strapped around my waist Our satisfaction glimmers in your desperate eyes Our bloated bodies will wash up with the tide. Cross your heart when we cross your way Say your prayers we'll make you our prey Cross your heart when we cross your way Dead men tell no fuckin' tales. Pass round the jug filled with your blood Mixed with rum and your phony hearts A cocktail after our fancy. If you deny Anyone the right To seek refuge Let me grant you the right To be Fuckin' marooned.

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released April 14, 2021

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